theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

3 days ago with 190,067 notes

sextpert:

you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine

3 days ago with 131,848 notes

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

3 days ago with 571,604 notes

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

3 days ago with 181,219 notes

officialwhitegirls:

when the teacher collects the homework and you actually did it

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3 days ago with 12,340 notes

“Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.”

Mark Patterson. (via deserted-streets)

3 days ago with 68,560 notes

bluelava3:

when u walk away with your moms change thinking she forgot about it

majorkimblee:

i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa

3 days ago with 46,316 notes

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

3 days ago with 135,567 notes

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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3 days ago with 163,416 notes