thorsagod:

we all have dicks we regret sucking

3 days ago with 3,744 notes

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

3 days ago with 264,519 notes

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

3 days ago with 293,897 notes

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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3 days ago with 466,570 notes

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

3 days ago with 192,671 notes

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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3 days ago with 214,106 notes

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

3 days ago with 803,055 notes

“It’s so beautiful to kiss
someone
who actually
means a lot to you.”

Alena M.  (via girlsjunk)

3 days ago with 225,991 notes

givemeyourwifipassword:

Following more than one person with the same icon

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3 days ago with 38,999 notes